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Re:Amazon Prime delivery delays are now as long as a month by owenmarshall on Monday March 23, 2020 @07:42AM (#22663052)
They could theoretically.

They could also theoretically provide adequate bathroom breaks for their workers.

Previous history hints at what we will see.

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Re:Amazon Prime delivery delays are now as long as a month by lonelappde on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @09:11AM (#22674539)
Amazon jobs require a strong bladder and God bladder management. They retain people with strong bladders and good bladder management. If they couldn't fill the roles with strong bladder employees, they'd have to relax that requirement.
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Re:Amazon Prime delivery delays are now as long as a month by m463 on Wednesday March 25, 2020 @07:23AM (#22683570)
Now they're going to have strong bladder management + strong touch your face management. :)

On a more serious note, I wonder if there are scenarios where asymptomatic carriers can contaminate packages sent to many geographically diverse locations?

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