Anyone who has kids knows they are vectors for all sorts of pathogens. Give a kid your phone for 10min and It comes back covered in boogers every time. Speaking of, have to go wash my waterpoof phone now.

I have two kids actually so I'm quite aware. I was under the impression that Elon didn't have any kids (given his general behavior). Frankly, I'm surprised to learn he not only has children but has lost a child.