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Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by H8crilA on Sunday March 15, 2020 @09:27PM (#22588724)
Yep, that's a great story too. It's so ridiculous that this is still in force:

> The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts".

> In 1955, two onion traders, Sam Siegel and Vincent Kosuga, cornered the onion futures market on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The resulting regulatory actions led to the passing of the act on August 28, 1958. As of January 2020, it remains in effect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

> The president of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, E.B. Harris, lobbied hard against the bill. Harris described it as "Burning down the barn to find a suspected rat". The measure was passed, however, and President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed the bill in August 1958. Thus, onions were excluded from the definition of "commodity" in the Commodity Exchange Act.

Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by Lazare on Sunday March 15, 2020 @09:53PM (#22588924)
This is touched on in the Wikipedia article, but it's interesting that the onion market is well known for being significantly more volatile (and thus, bad for farmers) than other normal markets for vegetables.

It is a literally textbook example in why banning derivatives is unlikely to be the easy fix some imagine for market failures.

Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by eru on Sunday March 15, 2020 @10:57PM (#22589354)
And gives you a hint for why banning 'price gouging' doesn't help either. (Despite the overall strong sentiment in favour of such silly laws in the discussion on this article. Economics can be a bit counter-intuitive for humans.)
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by Lazare on Tuesday March 17, 2020 @08:40AM (#22604288)
Agreed 100%.

Also, here's an interesting story: https://www.ft.com/content/6a09e4a6-655a-11ea-b3f3-fe4680ea6...

> French industrials group Air Liquide is selling its Schülke unit, whose products range from the alcohol-based hand rubs that have become a hot commodity since the outbreak started, to hospital disinfectants and industrial cleaning products. > > It is asking would-be buyers to offer a higher sum than it first envisaged when the sale process began last year, according to people familiar with the situation, reflecting what one person called the “coronavirus effect”.

Of course, the reason the business might be worth more is because it's going to make higher profits. In theory Air Liquide could cut prices to ensure its profits stayed the same. In fact, not doing so means they're profiting off Covid-19, right?

Which I guess suggests the real problem with what this guy did is scale; he only had a few thousand bottles. If he'd only realised he should have been buying a factory!

Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by eru on Wednesday March 18, 2020 @04:01AM (#22614551)
Or building one!
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by smnrchrds on Sunday March 15, 2020 @10:05PM (#22589026)
I am curious, why were onions specifically banned? I imagine they had some reason to believe onions were uniquely susceptible to this kind of marker manipulation in a way that potatoes, garlic, cucumber, etc. aren't. But I cannot think of how onions are unique in this respect.
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by H8crilA on Sunday March 15, 2020 @10:37PM (#22589233)
Mass outrage. Kind of what happens to the guy from OP (I'm not saying he's a good guy, he clearly isn't). Never underestimate the madness of the crowds.
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by eru on Sunday March 15, 2020 @10:58PM (#22589363)
Because the guy specifically tried to corner the onion market and the response was a re-action, not a pro-active one.
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by smnrchrds on Sunday March 15, 2020 @11:05PM (#22589415)
Weren't they afraid he or a copycat would corner potato market the next year, green pepper the next, cotton the next, etc.?
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by H8crilA on Sunday March 15, 2020 @11:16PM (#22589473)
I am fairly confident in the simple interpretation of a mob of angry farmers demanding that something be done right now.
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by eru on Sunday March 15, 2020 @11:29PM (#22589550)
And some calmer heads might have prevented the outrage spreading too much?
Re:Man who stockpiled hand sanitizer donates it all ahead of... by megablast on Monday March 16, 2020 @12:35AM (#22589994)
Because it happened to onions.