The lesson was meditative, and I really liked it, but I realized that this way of sharpening knives is totally impractical for my day-to-day life.
In the end I followed the teacher's (also store owner) recommendation and got those two:
https://ioxio.de/sharpeing-rod-duo
https://www.windmuehlenmesser.de/en/product/streichriemen-ki...
That's enough sharpness for me, I don't need to slice a tomato horizontally without holding it with my hand. Although it looks cool on YouTube, and I certainly watched that more often than it would be sensible.
The best part: it's fast. Using the strop (before every use) is a matter of seconds, using the ceramic rod (every now and then) takes a minute or two.
I'm surprised serious eats gave a knife with a bolster #1 spot. That's a hard stop in my book. I can see their point, the fibrox is a thick blade, but now it is wandering into subjective territory.
One of my biggest problems sharpening is cutting my 8000 grit stone when finishing my boning knife at the S-curve by the handle. I sometimes just skip that part, but I like to sharpen the entire blade.
I need to be better about sharpening my knives. I took a class a few months ago (highly recommended! do this!) but haven't gotten it into my routine. The truest thing you can probably say about knife value for money is that it's entirely irrelevant if you aren't keeping your knives sharp, and most people don't.