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Re:Robinhood reports outage as markets rebound by Der_Einzige on Monday March 02, 2020 @05:33PM (#22469785)
Long term puts (at least 2 weeks out) on the market are the safest investment that you could possibly make. The market recovery today is a dead cat bounce. Mark my words I guarantee you that I will be right about this
Re:Robinhood reports outage as markets rebound by nostromo on Monday March 02, 2020 @05:37PM (#22469812)
Yes, always double down on a loss, that's the WSB way!

Or, you know, buy for the long term and ignore today's news.

Re:Robinhood reports outage as markets rebound by zigzaggy on Monday March 02, 2020 @08:58PM (#22471158)
I think you’re right that we’ll retest lows but I’m not sure that’s it’s elevator down time. However, we have been on a long run, and the machines are selling to lock in profits. Maybe we do keep going. Guess we’ll find out soon enough!
Re:Robinhood reports outage as markets rebound by Jommi on Monday March 02, 2020 @05:37PM (#22469815)
How much money are you putting on this? Any screenshots for proof?