Sir, with all due respect, we've reached the limits of core internet protocols. The internet is a different beast than it was in the past, and to maximize the experience and capabilities of the internet, we need to look further.

Protocols designed today should not look like protocols designed 40+ years ago, lest we failed to progress.

That being said, at the end of the day, the protocol in Handshake is DNS. Handshake really just takes the torch from ICANN moving forward.

If only we knew about this technology instead of giving control of the root zone to the US. :/

Is that how it works? Did ICANN give you that torch? Got any insight on other torches that might be available for me to take and resell?

No, the blockchain delivers that torch to the people of the world.

Weird is definitely not the word I'm looking for.