But this one story I was telling:
Management: Please make a mathematical model that will predict if a radio unit has repeated and prolonged outages, using well over a hundred independent variables, ranging from technical information, to network topology, to information from the ticket system.
Me: Done. Mathematical model says: Radio units have problems if the people servicing them are lazy bums. Here is a system, based on natural language processing, that will predict people being lazy bums with huge accuracy.
Management: So who are the lazy bums?
Me: Can't tell you that. Because privacy.
I mean. Come on...
What could go wrong... I was quite impressed until you got to this point too and thought I had been too harsh.
I'm definitely not someone who is too naive to understand that technology like NLP has limits. But this was a perfectly appropriate usecase for NLP and it worked perfectly fine.
And people acting in this manner should not be immune from repercussions for reasons of data protection.
It was decided in a court of law that employers can't spy on their employees. It's good that companies are being cautious. Not everything in this world revolves around efficiency and tracking everything.