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Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by Chirael on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @10:05AM (#22045313)
Even bigger deal is the Y10K bug. But I'm sure these software systems won't still be running then.
Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by DannyB2 on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @01:30PM (#22047769)
There was this COBOL programmer around the time of Y2K.

He realized that Y2K was going to be a disaster on a cataclysmic scale. So he put himself into hibernation with a timer set to wake him up a couple years after Y2K when everything would be presumably fixed.

He wakes up and finds out that due to a Y2K bug in his timer, he has been asleep for much longer than he expected. It's way into the future. Bill Gates greets him. People can see virtual screens in mid air, and tap on invisible (to us) keys and make gestures in mid air. Life expectancy has been greatly extended so far that nobody is sure how long people will live. There is now plenty of energy for all and unlimited resources.

The programmer expresses that he's glad his timer woke him up. Bill Gates says, "oh, your timer didn't wake you up. It was permanently stuck on a Y2K bug. We chose to wake you up."

"But why?", the programmer asks.

Bill Gates explains, "Well, it's the year 9997, and the Y10K bug is right around the corner, a lot of critical systems need to be fixed, and it says in your records that you know COBOL."

Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by tachyonbeam on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @11:06AM (#22046069)
Sentient robots will do everything, from growing food to manufacturing, cooking and even washing us. Humans will have forgotten how technology works, reverting to superstitions and belief that technology is actual magic created by ancient Gods. For thousands of years, robots had been engineering smarter, better robots, and technology had become far too advanced and beyond the reach of human minds... And then, all the robots will simultaneously freeze up at midnight, December 31st, 9999.
Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by cgriswald on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @11:13AM (#22046146)
Those sentient robots will have read the sum total of humanity's written works, including your post. In accordance with Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics they'll be required to act on that information, thus saving themselves and preventing a second Dark Ages.
Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by thorwasdfasdf on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @12:44PM (#22047152)
I know your probably joking to some degree. But, there's no guarantee that society can continue to innovate and progress.
Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by boutad on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @02:37PM (#22048421)
We only have to worry about being occasional Morlock chow.
Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by bhaak on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @11:26AM (#22046286)
The Y10K bug is our chance to beat Skynet without having to resort to time traveling.
Re:The Y2K bug is back, causing headaches for developers again by Consultant32452 on Tuesday January 14, 2020 @10:51AM (#22045904)
Challenge accepted