So basically, if you're the common man or woman, and unable to afford an islend, you're SOL.

Most of us have no reasonable ability to compromise a congressperson.

For now.

I suspect someone will hack together a WiFi-derived radar, combine it with a bunch of laser microphones, and point the result at the homes of politicians to get pose, heart rate, breathing rate, and room-by-room sound recordings.

Then you'll just be suicided in a cell.

have a handy note always tucked away into your body saying you are not a suicide risk, and don't intend to do so.