>My biggest complaint about Python is that it somehow doesn’t get flak for having the same (if not worse) scoping as JS, which gets endless hate for its function-scoped variables. (So much so that block scoped variables are the new normal in JS, but not in Py!)

It's less of a problem in Python because it has built-in module support. A global variable is only global in the module, unless you import it with "from foo import *", which lazy programmers do but is discouraged by style guides.