This reminds me of q/kdb's limits[1]:

    8 maximum parameters on a function
    96 maximum constants
    32 max globals
    24 max locals

The self flagellating q developer will enjoy these limits under the guise of good coding practice enforcement (if you have more than 24 variables in your function, you should split your function up)

1: Table of Limit Errors at http://www.timestored.com/kdb-guides/kdb-database-limits#con...