Bleh. I see those honeycombed mice and I automatically mentally fill all the holes with finger-crud and dust. No ty.
That's when you hit up r/builtForLifeMice... That's one of the strengths of Reddit: you can get ever increasingly niche with your community.
For example if you search reddit for what computer mouse to buy, you'll be told that unless it weighs less than 70g and has holes, it's utter shit and not worth your money.