> Blue is a very calming color and can actually slow your metabolism (notice how there's little to no food brands that use blue in their branding).

Best Foods / Hellman's, Kraft, Barilla, Spam, Nestle, Pilsbury, Ocean Spray, Oreo, Quaker ... if this is for real, they've evidently never been to a grocery store.

> Purple thinks it's better than all the other peasant colors.

I guess so.