I was a little unclear about what I meant by "replay/rollback attacks", though. My concern was that someone editing the Wikipedia page could vandalise it to remove the reference to a newly released app version, meaning the app never checked the vendor's server. They would be rolling back the article to a previous edit, or "replaying" a previous edit that was no longer truthful.
Moreover, an attacker could add a spurious reference to a version that hasn't been released, in order to trigger an app to make unnecessary requests against the vendor's server.
Fortunately, both of these types of vandalism would be ignored by a system which checked the revision history and knew the user name associated with the vendor.
That said I suggested Wikipedia mostly as a joke—though I do like the principles of indirection and hiding private material within the most noise.
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Actually, it occurs to me that an appropriate place for software update notifications could be DNS. Something like a cryptographically signed TXT value with a long TTL. It does have the downside of being a cleartext protocol at the moment, but once that changes, you've got a great distributed, fast and resilient key-value store right there...
In my imagining, the content of the Wikipedia article does nothing more than trigger a notification to the user; it would be the user's choice whether to initiate a network connection with the vendor's server for the "real" check and binary download.