Don't forget the Lyttle Lytton! Same thing, lower word limit.
http://adamcadre.ac/lyttle.html
The earlier ones are better IMO but the "found" category is always good for a laugh.
The first thing it reminded me of was this:
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel
Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon
when his father took him to discover ice.
This year's winner:
"Space Fleet Commander Brad Brad sat in silence, surrounded by a slowly dissipating cloud of smoke, maintaining the same forlorn frown that had been fixed upon his face since he’d accidentally destroyed the phenomenon known as time, thirteen inches ago."
[0] https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2019