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Re:GitHub Archive Program by fiddlerwoaroof on Wednesday November 13, 2019 @08:30PM (#21531895)
Don't worry npm and cockroaches will be the only things to survive a nuclear war
Re:GitHub Archive Program by JimmyRuska on Wednesday November 13, 2019 @11:36PM (#21532826)
Pretty sure the universe is running on some advanced version of Erlang. Erlang VM would survive until heat death of the universe, when it finally crashes the heartbeat program will kick in and we'll have a new big bang
Re:GitHub Archive Program by Jd on Thursday November 14, 2019 @01:54AM (#21533365)
Obligatory XKCD citing: https://xkcd.com/224/
Re:GitHub Archive Program by dreamcompiler on Wednesday November 13, 2019 @11:36PM (#21532823)
And Java and Keith Richards. But only one of these four things will still be interesting.
Re:GitHub Archive Program by etxm on Wednesday November 13, 2019 @10:34PM (#21532541)
What’s the diff?
Re:GitHub Archive Program by JadoJodo on Wednesday November 13, 2019 @10:47PM (#21532587)
> Cockroaches

CockroachDB