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Re:The Best "Thank You for Your Order" Email I Have Ever Rec... by JoeAltmaier on Tuesday January 25, 2011 @10:51AM (#2139457)
Because its whimsical nonsense.
Re:The Best "Thank You for Your Order" Email I Have Ever Rec... by RiderOfGiraffes on Tuesday January 25, 2011 @11:14AM (#2139563)
Exactly, and it wastes my time trying to work out what it means, rather than letting me get on with things that are more important, more fun, and more rewarding.

I'm not complaining that it's whimsical nonsense, I'm complaining that it's whimsical nonsense that other people insist I should find fun, and then they force it on me whether I want it or not.

I'm 50. I'm no longer a teenager, so I no longer know everything. My life is half over. Please, let me choose where I find my fun.

And GET OFF MY LAWN!

Re:The Best "Thank You for Your Order" Email I Have Ever Rec... by zck on Tuesday January 25, 2011 @11:15AM (#2139567)
How did you determine it was whimsical nonsense, and only whimsical nonsense that did not contain anything that needed to be acted on? Were you able to do so without reading it?