Hey bro, do you do intermittent fasting? Yeah I do keto too, I use a 24-48 cleanse, I'm in ketosis for twice as long now.

Hey bro, do you climb? Just redpointed a V7, up to 5.11c's on the wall after tearing a ligament on a wicked crimpy dyno. Yeah I'll be at Hueco the next two weeks.

Hey bro, do you code? Me, I write Clojure, I've been doing functional for a few years now. Hot reloading has so upped my game.

Hey bro, do you VPN? Yeah I use a pi-hole to my own vpc, all my connections are double encrypted in a VM, non-VPN traffic blocked at the gateway. No my https proxy scrubs all the cookies and I disabled persistent state in firefox.

Hey bro, do you blockchain? Yeah I use Z-coin for my farm, just got a shipment of new GPUs, I'm almost up to 2.3 teraflops.

Hey bro, do you self-host? Yeah I run my own dns, web server, file server, email server. My smart phone and smart watch have open-source firmware, and I'm betaing an openstreetmaps app.

Hey bro, do you startup? Yeah I bootstrapped 4 companies so far, two of them got round 3 funding, one's still in stealth, one was in the black for six months. Cashed out for a cool mil, reinvested into my next project, only worked 80 hours a week for two years. My old babysitter's uncle's cousin knows a Saudi prince so I'm pivoting to capture a different market.