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"Did it work?"
"We, uh, dunno. We can't find what it hit."
Version 2:
<Turns on CNN> "Yup."
"Did it work?"
"We, uh, dunno. We can't find what it hit."
Version 2:
"Did it work?"
<Turns on CNN> "Yup."