Secretive military spaceplane lands in Florida after record-long orbital flight

Re:Secretive military spaceplane lands in Florida after reco... by DagAgren on Monday October 28, 2019 @10:31AM (#21377326)

I know that when I secretly test weapons, I do it in a way that makes sure the effects will be in the news 24 hours a day for weeks and months.

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Re:Secretive military spaceplane lands in Florida after reco... by mcguire on Monday October 28, 2019 @02:59PM (#21380297)

Version 1:

"Did it work?"

"We, uh, dunno. We can't find what it hit."

Version 2:

"Did it work?"

<Turns on CNN> "Yup."

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Re:Secretive military spaceplane lands in Florida after reco... by DagAgren on Tuesday October 29, 2019 @07:48AM (#21386046)

Kind of a shit weapon if you have no idea what you are hitting with it innit.

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