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Re:Google T5 scores 88.9 on SuperGLUE Benchmark, approaching... by ethbro on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:01PM (#21351447)
- An ML algorithm from the future traveled back in time, writing specific SuperGLUE examples to poison AI research, thereby preventing the emergence of a competitive AI which would also master the secrets of closed timelike curves
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Re:Google T5 scores 88.9 on SuperGLUE Benchmark, approaching... by solotronics on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:20PM (#21351568)
Actually the algo was able to determine we exist in a simulation and perform meta programming by hacking the sim infrastructure (higher order dimensions of spacetime) and rewriting the future which to us appears that it traveled to the past.
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