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Re:Teaching Rats to Drive Tiny Cars by pattisapu on Thursday October 24, 2019 @10:22AM (#21344933)
The ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait tables.

Source: Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts

Re:Teaching Rats to Drive Tiny Cars by starvingbear on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:13AM (#21345452)
I'm guessing just one incident was the end of that idea