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Re:In U.S., Decline of Christianity Continues at Rapid Pace by vkou on Thursday October 17, 2019 @01:28PM (#21284326)
I think all of those things are clearly caused by the increase in atmospheric CO2, and the correlated reduction in maritime piracy.

Or, mayhaps, there are more mundane, economic explanations for them...

Re:In U.S., Decline of Christianity Continues at Rapid Pace by epmaybe on Thursday October 17, 2019 @01:30PM (#21284341)
You deserve much more credit for this comment than you will get. Correlation does not equal causation!
Re:In U.S., Decline of Christianity Continues at Rapid Pace by kennymeyers on Thursday October 17, 2019 @01:34PM (#21284389)
I agree. I think it matches the absurdity of the original comment perfectly.
Re:In U.S., Decline of Christianity Continues at Rapid Pace by Endy on Thursday October 17, 2019 @01:32PM (#21284374)
Would you agree that there's a real relation there, though? That piracy was affected by industrialization and militarization as was CO2 output?
Re:In U.S., Decline of Christianity Continues at Rapid Pace by tokai on Thursday October 17, 2019 @01:36PM (#21284410)
«This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines, and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship toward their deity.»

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pirat...