Re:WeWork says it found cancer-causing chemical in its phone...
by perl4ever on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:56PM
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Matt Levine today:
"I don’t understand what is happening here. Did WeWork founder Adam Neumann disturb a mummy and trigger an ancient curse? Was a WeWork built on a haunted graveyard, unleashing powerful dark energies and also elevated levels of formaldehyde? How do you have such a relentless parade of negative financial news and then find out that your phone booths cause cancer? “Our phone booths might cause cancer” was not an IPO risk factor.[1] Nobody had “phone booths cause cancer” on their WeWork Disaster Bingo cards."
"I don’t understand what is happening here. Did WeWork founder Adam Neumann disturb a mummy and trigger an ancient curse? Was a WeWork built on a haunted graveyard, unleashing powerful dark energies and also elevated levels of formaldehyde? How do you have such a relentless parade of negative financial news and then find out that your phone booths cause cancer? “Our phone booths might cause cancer” was not an IPO risk factor.[1] Nobody had “phone booths cause cancer” on their WeWork Disaster Bingo cards."