Young people have been, and will continue to be buying 10-year old junkers, not brand-new Teslas. Outside of the tech bubble, money doesn't grow on trees.

So we are playing the move the goalpost game.

Younger demographics have less disposal income so they are hardly the type of customer you want to be betting on.

Who is moving goal posts? You claim above that the Porche is "Better in every way". Two rather significant ways it's not: speed and range.