No seriously, if the market crashes, what would we lose? We have no assets that would be devalued. We have shitty jobs so we don't really care if we lose those, we can pick them back up pretty easily. I don't need a car if I don't have a job, so you can take that too. I'm used to eating like a peasant from going through university, so no worries there either.

The only thing I would be upset about losing would be the internet, as that's where most of my "assets" lie (subscribers, digital assets like in-game currencies, items or characters, etc.)