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Re:Résumés Are Starting to Look Like Instagram, and Sometime... by dsfyu404ed on Sunday August 18, 2019 @08:34PM (#20733926)
I know your coworker was probably exaggerating for the point of the joke but Lashawn isn't even that bad. It's when people slam together parts of three different names to make some four syllable albatross of a name that your resume gets trashed by default.

There's also white people names that will get your resume trashed for implying low class but they tend to lack the aural flare that stereo-typically low class black people names have.

Re:Résumés Are Starting to Look Like Instagram, and Sometime... by valarauko on Monday August 19, 2019 @04:41AM (#20735994)
Examples of low class white names? I'm curious.
Re:Résumés Are Starting to Look Like Instagram, and Sometime... by dplgk on Monday August 19, 2019 @07:24AM (#20736808)
Jeb, Cecil, Jethro, Dustin...
Re:Résumés Are Starting to Look Like Instagram, and Sometime... by blaser-waffle on Monday August 19, 2019 @09:50AM (#20737715)
Cecil is lower class? I'd say the opposite, that makes me think mortarboard and prep school. Similar for names like Percival.

Lower class names are going to be the cliche'd, trying-to-be-different names like Corbin, Jameson, McKenna, Liam, Elijah, Aiden, Kaydon, Grayson, Mason, etc.

Re:Résumés Are Starting to Look Like Instagram, and Sometime... by big_chungus on Monday August 19, 2019 @11:51PM (#20743686)
That's, "Jeb!", for your information.