Firstly, twatproof, from reply #14 in the Festool owner's group to a question about dovetails:
>"I just had a go with the Festool jig and it's the most twatproof solution I've ever seen."
https://www.festoolownersgroup.com/hand-tools/advice-sought-...
and secondly, cuntproof, on twitter, with someone called Wiryjack describing the term to the award winning writer and naturalist Helen Macdonald:
>"A mechanic I used to know described things as 'cuntproof', which I took to mean foolproof but extra robust to deter the malicious as well as the stupid."
https://twitter.com/Wiryjack/status/938755264815271938
I may note that Helen Macdonald apparently considers cuntproof to be an excellent term, well worth adding to her vocabulary.
FWIW, as a native English speaker I also found your post both needlessly offensive and equally inscrutable.
I disagree. In the taxonomy of these things, being a twat is more impulsive misbehaviour, while being a cunt involves malicious aforethought and intent. There is a fairly clear meaning from that general usage.
>I'm not convinced it breaks down into three clean categories anyway.
I agree, but I didn't make it up and people tend to use the rule of three for stuff like this. I suppose a category of dickproof could be added between foolproof and twatproof, but I think it already has a lot of overlap with foolproof.