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Re:Tasty Seaweed Reduces Cows’ Methane Emissions by 99% by stephenr on Thursday August 15, 2019 @10:52PM (#20711741)
It’s simple really. After global warming causes sea levels to rise, the cows will be underwater anyway, they can just find their own seaweed to eat.

Problem solved!

Re:Tasty Seaweed Reduces Cows’ Methane Emissions by 99% by saagarjha on Thursday August 15, 2019 @10:54PM (#20711752)
They’ll just become sea cows, obviously.
Re:Tasty Seaweed Reduces Cows’ Methane Emissions by 99% by anonytrary on Friday August 16, 2019 @01:45AM (#20712473)
Hopefully we'll be beyond meat at that point /s. But yeah most panaceas are too good to be true, and are usually thought of by people forgetting to take into account all of the necessary terms in their equation.
Re:Tasty Seaweed Reduces Cows’ Methane Emissions by 99% by stephenr on Friday August 16, 2019 @05:28AM (#20713492)
REALLY? Someone flagged this?

Fucking hell HN, you need to chill.