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Re:Fewer Than Half of Google Searches Now Result in a Click by ryandrake on Tuesday August 13, 2019 @02:42PM (#20688932)
You forgot:

MortgageSite: Please wait while we take 10 seconds to calculate an interest rate AND CHECK OUT THIS SPONSOR!

MortgageSite: Five more seconds. YOUR COMPUTER MIGHT HAVE A VIRUS!! DOWNLOAD THIS FREE SCANNER NOW!

MortgageSite: Your rate has been calculated! Click HERE to reveal it using a totally pointless JavaScript animation!

User: Finally, now I’ll just move my cursor up and close this tab.

MortgageSite: OMFG YOURE GOING AWAY! Please come back and click on me more!!!

Re:Fewer Than Half of Google Searches Now Result in a Click by leetcrew on Tuesday August 13, 2019 @03:05PM (#20689153)
also, "your rate is ready! just enter your email address and we will send it to you!"