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User: Finally, now I’ll just move my cursor up and close this tab.
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MortgageSite: Please wait while we take 10 seconds to calculate an interest rate AND CHECK OUT THIS SPONSOR!
MortgageSite: Five more seconds. YOUR COMPUTER MIGHT HAVE A VIRUS!! DOWNLOAD THIS FREE SCANNER NOW!
MortgageSite: Your rate has been calculated! Click HERE to reveal it using a totally pointless JavaScript animation!
User: Finally, now I’ll just move my cursor up and close this tab.
MortgageSite: OMFG YOURE GOING AWAY! Please come back and click on me more!!!