Re:Cybersecurity Pros Name Their Price as Hacker Attacks Swell
by biztos on Thursday August 08, 2019 @01:15AM
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I'm just riffing of course, but let's say:
StatiDyn - Stability in Motion
Marshaling the latest innovations in AI, ML and self-driving infrastructure, we protect your company with time-tested compromise-free MIL-SPEC IT solutions!
60000% more secure than Palantir, 134% more secure than AWS Government Cloud, according to "Fair and Balanced" independent testing.
Free yourself from the Cloud! Guaranteed physical isolation of mission-critical assets; armed guards 24/7 in front of your dedicated StatiDyn Security Cell; biometric six-factor authentication using the Gillette's Razor™ protocol.
StatiDyn - Stability in Motion
Marshaling the latest innovations in AI, ML and self-driving infrastructure, we protect your company with time-tested compromise-free MIL-SPEC IT solutions!
60000% more secure than Palantir, 134% more secure than AWS Government Cloud, according to "Fair and Balanced" independent testing.
Free yourself from the Cloud! Guaranteed physical isolation of mission-critical assets; armed guards 24/7 in front of your dedicated StatiDyn Security Cell; biometric six-factor authentication using the Gillette's Razor™ protocol.
...one could go on but angel round first. :-)