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Re:The Linux kernel's inability to gracefully handle low mem... by antisemiotic on Tuesday August 06, 2019 @02:47AM (#20622787)
Fortunately, engineers have invented a way to attach a Strolling Wheelbarrow After Plane, where you can stash the sleeping passengers without ejecting them out of the plane entirely. This has the unpleasant side effect of slowing down the journey for everyone when passengers wake up inorderly (and God forbid everyone wake up at the same time), though.

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