This reminds me of a comment from StavrosK 4 months ago:
"I will never stoop so low as to telegraph my own joke."
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19508172 (funny discussion by the way - that was when Cisco "fixed" a vulnerability by blocking curl's user agent).
You should mark this as sarcasm or some young "data architects" will not understand your point here.