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Re:A Black Hole Engulfing the World's Bond Markets by onlyrealcuzzo on Sunday July 28, 2019 @01:22PM (#20548682)
Hello, uh, Mr. Doopler, I see that your current rate is 3.5% on your house. Did you know that at Bank Super Cool we're offering rates as high as 29.7%, and as you know, bigger is always better. PLUS if you refinance today, we're giving away FREE POPTARTS! Whaddya say, Mr. Doopler?
Re:A Black Hole Engulfing the World's Bond Markets by user5994461 on Sunday July 28, 2019 @01:48PM (#20548820)
Not sure why you're getting downvoted. They absolutely do that. If you were in person, they would even show you a great chart with their returns and the normal returns so you can see how how much better than the average they are!