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Re:Twitter was down by rootforce on Thursday July 11, 2019 @03:06PM (#20414489)
Theory: The internet is really just a series of green tubes underground and the last earthquake knocked out the primary plumber named Mario.
Re:Twitter was down by moate on Thursday July 11, 2019 @03:09PM (#20414519)
My theory: The internet in fact IS a big truck, and it got a flat tire.
Re:Twitter was down by brooksgarrett on Thursday July 11, 2019 @03:17PM (#20414630)
No. The internet is in a box and Jenn broke it.