There's no about page because I totally re-did everything on the site in the last two days, and I'm missing some stuff. See the "MVP" comment below... he's still #1 in the README.

Secondly... _why is gone. He's dearly missed... but he left. He wants to be left alone. I don't think that saying "_why _why _why" all the time is going to help repair the whole he left in our collective hearts.