COBOL is also English like.

I'm not negative about SQL. I'd rather write queries in SQL than having to learn for the nth time how to write SQL in language X with ORM/module Y. I'm doing it with Django, Rails and Phoenix in the same week since a long time now and it feels a bit pointless. But then there is the deserialization in the data structures of the language. I just wish those libraries would be smarter and know how to handle some hypothetical code like

    sql("select * from users").each |user| do
      something(user)
    end