This reads like you worked on Libra

I wish! But I will work on Libra - bet on it! It will be great for our nonprofit and e-commerce initiatives. Bitcoin stinks and Facebook has the network. If you wish people don't already know what Bitcoin is and suddenly they will leave Libra and start buying Bitcoin via it's clunky ecosystem, you're totally out of your mind! Bitcoin wastes so much energy - you should at least pitch Ethereum, which is not VHS and it doesn't kill the planet just so that Chinese pseudo-Commies can sneak out their money out of China!