Re:A Growing Problem in Real Estate: Too Many Too Big Houses
by mcguire on Thursday June 20, 2019 @03:35PM
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Plus, there are all the benefits of renting an apartment:
* If your neighbor decides to throw a party at 2:00 a.m. on a Wednesday, you're automatically invited!
* Getting to meet all your neighbor's pets on the 4'x6' area of lawn designated for walking them!
* No need to worry about interior decorating; your favorite wall color is always white! (And your favorite exterior color is that weird greenish-beige!)
* No need to worry about that hobby that takes up too much space: you don't even need to consider it!
* If you're really lucky, the excitement of drug busts and gunfire in the parking lot. Your own action-adventure show!
* If your neighbor decides to throw a party at 2:00 a.m. on a Wednesday, you're automatically invited!
* Getting to meet all your neighbor's pets on the 4'x6' area of lawn designated for walking them!
* No need to worry about interior decorating; your favorite wall color is always white! (And your favorite exterior color is that weird greenish-beige!)
* No need to worry about that hobby that takes up too much space: you don't even need to consider it!
* If you're really lucky, the excitement of drug busts and gunfire in the parking lot. Your own action-adventure show!