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Re:With greater longevity, the quest to avoid infirmities of... by coldtea on Tuesday June 04, 2019 @09:12AM (#20094614)
Try some bacon.
Re:With greater longevity, the quest to avoid infirmities of... by asark on Tuesday June 04, 2019 @10:37AM (#20095419)
Costco pizzas are $10 and over 4000 calories, eat one of those a day and if you don't get fat then you probably have a tapeworm in you or something. Or you're Michael Phelps during training season.

... or me at 18. Damn I miss that metabolism.

Re:With greater longevity, the quest to avoid infirmities of... by coldtea on Tuesday June 04, 2019 @10:46AM (#20095515)
Or just have 12 stacked pancakes for breakfast at iHop + all the trimmings every day.
Re:With greater longevity, the quest to avoid infirmities of... by phito on Wednesday June 05, 2019 @05:25AM (#20102694)
I don't like bacon.