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Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by penagwin on Monday June 03, 2019 @12:17PM (#20084868)
Oh gosh I just realized I don't have the self control to teach children. Context: I'm a software engineer.

All my explanations would be the "realistic" but kinda sarcastic answers.

Computer Engineer - Copy's pastes code until it works.

Rocket Scientists - Spend 50% of the time designing rockets, and 50% of their time hoping the rocket doesn't explode.

Locomotive Engineer - Whoops this isn't a real engineer! /s /s

Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by morpheuskafka on Monday June 03, 2019 @12:30PM (#20085058)
Hey, at least locomotive engineers never copy and paste from StackOverflow!
Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by penagwin on Tuesday June 04, 2019 @10:42AM (#20095473)
My friend that's a locomotive engineer in a really pretty part of BC once told me this pickup line "Hey baby, I get to drive a multi-million dollar company vehicle, with a full window view of gorgeous mountain landscapes, with flexible hours!"

(by flexible hours I mean he has no sleep schedule and may have to work 12+ hour shifts at any time of the day, with the possibility of a 8 hour break and another 12 hour shift)

Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by elijahwright on Monday June 03, 2019 @06:52PM (#20089796)
They overflow a different kind of stacks.
Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by skykooler on Monday June 03, 2019 @02:57PM (#20086867)
Rocket science is easy! Rocket engineering on the other hand...
Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by penagwin on Tuesday June 04, 2019 @10:43AM (#20095481)
Is the difference larger (and more expensive) explosions?

If so sign me up! :D

Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by pbhjpbhj on Monday June 03, 2019 @01:53PM (#20086025)
So what do you call an engineer that designs/optimises/etc. locomotives?
Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by SapporoChris on Monday June 03, 2019 @02:22PM (#20086400)
I am not positive, but I think Mechanical Engineer.

"Mechanical engineering is the discipline that applies engineering, physics, engineering mathematics, and materials science principles to design, analyze, manufacture, and maintain mechanical systems. It is one of the oldest and broadest of the engineering disciplines. " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_engineering

My father was one, but designed gas compressors for oil & gas industry.

Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by penagwin on Monday June 03, 2019 @05:23PM (#20088955)
I'd go with SapporoChris's answer with Mechanical Engineer.

Locomotive Engineer's basically are the one in charge of operating the locomotive. What most people think of as a "Conductor" is actually a lower level job and is mostly paper work from what I hear.

Source: Close friend is a Locomotive Engineer in Canada.

Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by cosmodisk on Tuesday June 04, 2019 @02:51AM (#20092531)
We call them train drivers in the UK. I think it's a bit too muchbto call them engineers...
Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by woolybully on Wednesday June 05, 2019 @12:23PM (#20105989)
Well, another term for a locomotive is an engine, a train engine. So a person who works on those is an engine-eer.
Re:Ask HN: I need ideas to impress fifth graders with techno... by Uptrenda on Monday June 03, 2019 @02:06PM (#20086198)
Well, you made me laugh. Have a free +1