Re "It legitimately took me 5 years to get really good and I still sometimes cut myself" I was a disaster at shaving until 3 blade cartridge razors were introduced. Before then I used an electric shaver and was unsatisfied with the results. I doubt I want to try try a DE blade. Walmart house brand 3 blade cartridges are under $1 per cartridge, and a cartridge lasts me a week.