Getting downvoted here, would love to know why.

I did not downvote you nor do I know why you are downvoted and I do understand your frustration.

That said, it is against the Hacker News guidelines to comment about voting/down-voting and generally only results in further down-votes.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

"Please don't comment about the voting on comments. It never does any good, and it makes boring reading."

People don't like puns?

Because your post was utterly irrelevant in every possible way. A lot of things a lot more expensive than Macs get EOL on a much more regular basis.

Have fun running brand new Android on a seven year old tablet.