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Re:How to Calm a Crying Baby Like a Mesopotamian by dirktheman on Saturday May 04, 2019 @02:38AM (#19824829)
We had a fussy baby and somehow I got hold of this book. "Well that won't work", I thought. But sure enough, she started crying, I put her on her stomach on my underarm (like a football), swaddled and shushed, and it worked like a charm! And indeed, I had to swing her a bit harder than you would expect (not to the point where it would feel uncomfortable, of course).

Also: vacuum cleaners make great white noise machines.

Re:How to Calm a Crying Baby Like a Mesopotamian by DanBC on Saturday May 04, 2019 @03:06AM (#19824931)
In England this hold is sometimes called "tiger in the tree". (First result from DDG which I'm using just for the image) http://dadabouttown.com/the-tiger-in-the-tree-hold/
Re:How to Calm a Crying Baby Like a Mesopotamian by pbhjpbhj on Saturday May 04, 2019 @05:39AM (#19825431)
Never heard that, I'm in UK and know it as "hold them like a rugby ball".

"Rugby hold" is also a breast-feeding position.