How to Calm a Crying Baby Like a Mesopotamian

Re:How to Calm a Crying Baby Like a Mesopotamian by z3t4 on Friday May 03, 2019 @08:41PM (#19823493)

Baby assembly language, instruction set:

    neh = hungry (give food)
    aww = tired (put to sleep)
    eii = unconformable (change diaper)
    aii = gripes (gases, need to burp)

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Re:How to Calm a Crying Baby Like a Mesopotamian by kiliantics on Saturday May 04, 2019 @05:42AM (#19825443)

There is apparently research which shows the crying has a different tone depending on the baby's issue and it is indeed hardwired and common across all infants

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