Re:Potato farmers cry foul as PepsiCo sues them
by EvanAnderson on Thursday April 25, 2019 @02:43PM
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"The Quail?" Joe spluttered. "He's about the most powerful man in the country. He's your enemy?"
"Sort of. He can't have sex unless I allow it."
Joe decided that big business was not among his aptitudes.
"Years ago, the Quail received a gene augmentation that gave him enough charm to succeed despite his lack of intellect. Since I'm the one who invented his personality genes, I hold the copyright on his character. The Quail can't reproduce without my permission. Nor can he retransmit or rebroadcast his genes without the expressed, written consent of WonkaGen Inc."
"Sort of. He can't have sex unless I allow it."
Joe decided that big business was not among his aptitudes.
"Years ago, the Quail received a gene augmentation that gave him enough charm to succeed despite his lack of intellect. Since I'm the one who invented his personality genes, I hold the copyright on his character. The Quail can't reproduce without my permission. Nor can he retransmit or rebroadcast his genes without the expressed, written consent of WonkaGen Inc."
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