That's what cars were to me too, until I got a Fiat 500e, and it became fun a fun way to do A to B. Which is the only reason I splurged on a german-made "luxury" car afterwards.

I still never want to see service people, or deal with service, and definitely never want to interact with a sales person ever again. Tesla is the best at making that happen. And that A to B is more enjoyable too. It really sounds like you'd be very happy if you bought a Tesla, assuming it's in the budget.