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Re:James Webb Telescope will run a proprietary JS interprete... by bregma on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @10:34AM (#19738734)
> Remember, the entire internet now pretty much runs on this premise. And it's fine, right?

Oh, great, a space telescope run like the internet. Now every 2-bit remote galaxy out there is going to be making toxic comments about the Earth and human civilization as we know it. Be careful not to mention things like white dwarfs, or you'll be in for it from all sides.

Thanks JavaScript. Way to ruin the night sky for all of us.

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Re:James Webb Telescope will run a proprietary JS interprete... by JamesWebb on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @11:07AM (#19739103)
JWST will orbit earth, they won't know about it in remote galaxies.
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Re:James Webb Telescope will run a proprietary JS interprete... by seniorsassycat on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @11:19AM (#19739245)
Jwst will orbit the Earth sun l2 Lagrange
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Re:James Webb Telescope will run a proprietary JS interprete... by seeker61 on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @11:07AM (#19739104)
Don't worry a little banner will appear in front of it telling the real truth about 9-11
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Re:James Webb Telescope will run a proprietary JS interprete... by beamatronic on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @11:28AM (#19739346)
You have viewed 2 of your 5 complimentary images for this month
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