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Re:I got tired of PHP and Perl, so I tried bash by mirkules on Saturday April 13, 2019 @01:23AM (#19651247)
Port it to Javascript, naturally.

bash.js has a nice ring to it

Re:I got tired of PHP and Perl, so I tried bash by DyslexicAtheist on Saturday April 13, 2019 @04:42AM (#19651819)
WebAssembly would be pretty cool too. I hear there is now something called WebAssembly "usermode" which can run directly in ring-0.

WebAssembly + Ring-0 = Security /s

https://github.com/cervus-v/cervus

Re:I got tired of PHP and Perl, so I tried bash by unforswearing on Saturday April 13, 2019 @04:05PM (#19655432)
Re:I got tired of PHP and Perl, so I tried bash by shaan7 on Saturday April 13, 2019 @01:30AM (#19651261)
LOL. I see what you did there xD