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Re:Medical researcher discovers integration, gets 75 citations by jrockway on Friday December 03, 2010 @12:28AM (#1964883)
Incidentally, you'll also be able to use this technique to determine the area under a curve! Let's patent it together and get rich!
Re:Medical researcher discovers integration, gets 75 citations by carbocation on Friday December 03, 2010 @12:38AM (#1964897)
Let's trademark it and copyright it, too!

Now we just need to find a coder to implement our great idea.